We are the Various Artists.
Our mission; our goal in life; is to summon chaos throughout the world, one ddlc mod at a time...
Through our action-oriented, goal-oriented, orient-oriented approach to expediting extensions of the original variety as well as to the critically acclaimed (or panned, I dunno) visual novel known as Doki Doki Literature Club
You name it, we've made it. Vehicular manslaughter, Yuri from Doki Doki Literature Club converting to Islam, stopping the JFK assasination (or trying to), death by drowning, death by burning, criminal negligence, A realistic racing simulator, horror, comedy, romance, despair, Football! Whatever leaning on a bridge was, and much, much, more
All of these meticulously planned endeavors are an effort to achieve our established goal of global starvation and global warming all across Vietnam (and the rest of the world too, I guess).
We strive for the highest standards in our pursuit for perfection. Our up beat team of associates constantly challenge the status quo and make it their life's goal to push the boundaries of Ren'Py.
Well, we all do except... her. I don't know how she got in here.
DO NOT TRUST HER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!
On the topic of that mother fucking ginger cunt, (For legal reasons, the Various Artists doesn't have anything against the gingers.)(Kidding, yes we fukin' do!)
She does nothing to help carry out The Goal, by Eliyahu M. Goldratt, and that book is really fucking boring I need someone else to read at least part of it.
Annie, if I don't see your resignation on my desk by 4PM, you'll fukin' regret it!!